Here are some birthday wishes I don’t mind sharing.
* Entrepreneurs will soon offer heart-healthy but salty kettle-cooked potato chips that make humans smarter, stronger, and thinner (with the proviso that women retain curves).
* Apply the spirit of the first wish to ice cream, hamburgers, sausages, pizza, pasta, m&ms, nutella, fried clams, stouts and porters… and all other types of potato chips (just covering my bases).
* LOST writers will tie up all loose ends coherently without resorting to deus ex machina tricks, please. And would it be too much to ask that Penny and Desmond should live happily ever after and that Sawyer should not end up with Kate now that he and Juliet are together?
* Questions about LOST will dominate future presidential debates between Democrats and Republicans: “Name all characters who have said, ‘We have to go back!’?” Debate winners and losers will receive all-expenses-paid trips abroad. Have fun! Bye!! Meanwhile, substantive presidential debates will be open to all candidates, except Democrats and Republicans, of course.
* Everybody who voted for Obama and all of the professional journalists who cover Obama will read Frederic Bastiat’s “What is Seen and What is Not Seen” (also available as a free Kindle download) and then flood the President and their Congressional representatives with requests to read it, which they do urgently, liberating their minds from the shackles of zero-sum politics-as-usual statism and prompting them to govern henceforth without meddling and looting in the affairs of peaceful people.
* Everybody in the world wakes up tomorrow, thinks voluntary, mutual consent is an overriding moral concern in all of their relationships, and takes necessary action to void laws that conflict with this premise. Now that would be stimulating!
* Every time politicians… or really anyone, but primarily politicians… propose a policy initiative or legal reform based on benefiting some at involuntary expense of others, they start laughing hysterically, pooping uncontrollably, while punching themselves in the head… until they stop… if they manage to stop before reducing themselves to bloody stinking messes. And those who try to benefit themselves by skipping the “proposing” of such parasitic policies, and merely implementing them? They automatically fill up with helium, float into outer space, and pop.
* Cancer, dementia, heart-disease, AIDS, all other debilitating, chronic, degenerative, and terminal illnesses, and the greatest killer of them all, professional politics, eliminated in my lifetime. Hey, if you’re going to wish, wish big.
* I wake up in the morning, go for a jog and workout at the gym, take a shower, eat breakfast, write and edit and shoot (with guns on the target range and with cameras, video and still), meet my wife and friends for a two-hour lunch, meet with new clients in the afternoon, walk through the city like a New Yorker— briskly and with purpose, return to my village, hop on my bike and visit local grocers and butchers and delis to pick up fresh ingredients, and then cook dinner as more friends come over, and we’re laughing and watching LOST and debating politics and playing games and toasting life, and then I’m in bed, snuggling with the love of my life, and as my eyes shut and I fall asleep it occurs to me… my knee didn’t hurt today.
As of this weekend, I’ve now watched all five seasons of The Wire. Wow.
I hope that people will find the time to rent/buy seasons of this series and appreciate its place among the best television shows/documentaries every produced. The Wire’s commitment to developing an intimate understanding of its characters’ contexts, incentives and motivations, and its challenging presentation of intricate, multi-layered storylines requires patience (episodes do not wrap up neatly a la Law and Order), but then rewards that patience with tremendously moving and thought-provoking climactic moments. Set in Baltimore, the show painstakingly details and poignantly reveals the lives of its police and politicians and criminals and reporters, their highs and lows, their triumphs and failures, their everyday grind and their choices, big and small. There is dark and light in all of the characters. All of them are capable of making heroic and tragic choices and all of them do.
I simply can’t recommend the show highly enough. Let the details of each episode sink in, ease into the hyper-realistic pace of the storytelling, and watch a Season over the course of a week (or weekend!). Resist the initial impulse to reject the show’s tempo. Take a deep breath. You will not be disappointed.
I did not become a libertarian because of this show, though without that background I might have been inspired by the show to seek an intellectual frame of reference for making sense of the behavior of The Wire’s government officials.
While my reading of Enlightenment philosophers (Hume, Locke, Adam Smith, Rousseau, Condorcet), Austrian economists (Mises and Hayek), public choice theorists (Buchanan), Charles Darwin, Frederic Bastiat, H.L. Mencken (“Sage of Baltimore”), and Ayn Rand over the last twenty-five years certainly facilitated my acceptance of the merciless accuracy with which the Wire’s creators depict politicians and bureaucratic systems and their deleterious effects on society, I wouldn’t believe that anyone, regardless of their biases, could watch The Wire’s docudramas unfold with an open mind and sustain a positive view of our cities’ and states’ and federal governments’ behavior. I’m sure that I’m as susceptible to confirmation bias as anyone else, so perhaps I’m seeing what I’m inclined to see. But somehow, because The Wire is among the least contrived shows I’ve every seen, more like dramatized truth-telling than a fictional account, I would go as far as to argue that it would be difficult for a person to make a convincing argument for continuing the war on drugs after watching any one of the seasons, or for government involvement in education after watching season four, or for government stewardship of any substantive charitable/humanitarian effort after season five.
The Wire highlights the impact of unintended consequences in public policy and even challenges me to defend the feasibility of a “minimal state.” My inner anarcho-capitalist is warning me that a libertarian state only exists in a theoretical vacuum and promises to say “I told you so” as it does when it observes how far our government has diverged from its founders’ original intentions. If the only way to avoid a class of politicians who would never be satisfied to operate within the constraints of a libertarian system is to promote anarchy, so be it. The Wire is a snapshot of the futility of big government and an affirmation of its conditional inevitability (ie, given an apathetic public and quiescent journalism, expect government to grow relatively unchecked).
Many truths shine through in the Wire. Those who work for the government are no better than the rest of us, but their worst appetites and least noble character traits are rewarded by the system within which they work. So, does it really make sense to have them be in charge of schools and social safety nets and policing? The best intentions of a particular politician matter less to the formation of policy than the overriding desire to achieve re-election or rise to higher office. These incentives drive a politician and his/her closest aides to take positions that promote the perception of progress while substantively undermining real progress.
The penultimate expression of that trend is a public living impoverished lives while extolling the virtues of “the nation” and politicians’ wealth and power expanding as they extoll the virtues of “the nation.” But how long will that last? The ultimate expression of this trend is revolution.
Rush out and rent this series.
